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The Kid's Not Mine I Just Fuck The Mom T-Shirt

The Kid's Not Mine I Just Fuck The Mom T-Shirt

£17.99 GBP
£17.99 GBP
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This cheeky graphic tee features the phrase “The kid’s not mine. I just f*ck the mom.” in a clean, understated type style that lets the punchline do all the work.

Designed for people who enjoy shock humour, blunt delivery, and jokes that land hard without any buildup. Perfect for fans of savage one-liners, party t-shirts, and statement tees that aren’t here to play it safe.

Not subtle. Not supposed to be.

Details

  • soft, comfortable for everyday wear
  • durable print, no cracking after washes
  • relaxed unisex fit

Care & Fit

  • machine wash cold, inside out
  • avoid high heat tumble drying
  • size up for an oversized look

Delivery

  • made to order (no mass production/no waste)
  • despatched in 2-5 business days
  • tracking provided on all orders
  • printed and shipped by our trusted fulfilment partner

Safety & Compliance

  • for adults
  • EU warranty: 2 years
  • meets EU safety standards (GPSR)
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