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My Body Is A Machine That Turns Dicks Into Sucked Dicks T-Shirt
Price:
£17.99
Product details
Description
This bold graphic tee features the phrase “My body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks” in a clean, minimal type layout that keeps the message front and centre.
Designed for people who enjoy unapologetic humour, explicit statements, and designs that go all in without hesitation. Perfect for fans of shock value jokes, nightlife energy, and statement t-shirts that are guaranteed to get reactions.
Subtle was never the plan.
Details
- soft, comfortable for everyday wear
- durable print, no cracking after washes
- relaxed unisex fit
Care & Fit
- machine wash cold, inside out
- avoid high heat tumble drying
- size up for an oversized look
Delivery
- made to order (no mass production/no waste)
- despatched in 2-5 business days
- tracking provided on all orders
- printed and shipped by our trusted fulfilment partner
Safety & Compliance
- for adults
- EU warranty: 2 years
- meets EU safety standards (GPSR)
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