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If My Team Doesn't Win I'm Going To Kill Myself T-Shirt

If My Team Doesn't Win I'm Going To Kill Myself T-Shirt

£17.99 GBP
£17.99 GBP
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This bold graphic tee features the phrase “If My Team Doesn’t Win I’m Going To Kill Myself” in a clean, high-impact type style that delivers an exaggerated, over-the-top fan reaction.

Designed for passionate supporters who lean into dramatic, all-or-nothing sports humour and don’t mind making a loud statement. Perfect for fans of intense game-day energy, sarcastic exaggeration, and novelty t-shirt slogans that capture the highs and lows of being fully invested.

All heart. No chill.

Details

  • soft, comfortable for everyday wear
  • durable print, no cracking after washes
  • relaxed unisex fit

Care & Fit

  • machine wash cold, inside out
  • avoid high heat tumble drying
  • size up for an oversized look

Delivery

  • made to order (no mass production/no waste)
  • despatched in 2-5 business days
  • tracking provided on all orders
  • printed and shipped by our trusted fulfilment partner

Safety & Compliance

  • for adults
  • EU warranty: 2 years
  • meets EU safety standards (GPSR)
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