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Do Not Give Me A Cigarette Under Any Circumstances T-Shirt

Do Not Give Me A Cigarette Under Any Circumstances T-Shirt

£17.99 GBP
£17.99 GBP
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This clean graphic tee features the phrase “do not give me a cigarette under any circumstances no matter what I say” in a simple, centered red type style that keeps the message direct and slightly ironic.

Designed for people who enjoy dry humour, self-aware jokes, and understated designs that reward a second look. Perfect for fans of subtle comedy, minimalist typography, and everyday humour with a quiet twist.

Not subtle. Not supposed to be.

Details

  • soft, comfortable for everyday wear
  • durable print, no cracking after washes
  • relaxed unisex fit

Care & Fit

  • machine wash cold, inside out
  • avoid high heat tumble drying
  • size up for an oversized look

Delivery

  • made to order (no mass production/no waste)
  • despatched in 2-5 business days
  • tracking provided on all orders
  • printed and shipped by our trusted fulfilment partner

Safety & Compliance

  • for adults
  • EU warranty: 2 years
  • meets EU safety standards (GPSR)
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